Well it look like Cyprus is off Campers. I can't believe it - I was really looking forward to getting deported from another country! I got up this morning only to be given the full horror of events. You will never guess why we aren't going. Ship far to busy? Were needed somewhere else? World War Three about to break out?
No...
Someone forgot to tell them we were coming.
You can't make stuff like this up.
You can imagine the Cypriot authorities on seeing this big grey ship heading for one of there ports.
'Oh no! The Brits are coming. First Afghanistan, then Iraq - now Cyprus.'
Bugger...
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